H.O.T.S.1979.DVDrip.x264-CG

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starring: Susan Kiger Lisa London Lindsay Bloom
director: Gerald Seth Sindell

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While anyone who claims to have watched this movie simply for the Danny
Bonaduce shots is clearly in denial of their libido, it is indeed a fine
performance, meaning pleasurably hideous.

Danny is some kind of semi-famous celebrity MC here in the movie, which
makes you wonder if he wasnt playing himself in this role, so to speak.
The shining moment of this movie, outside of the nude scenes, is when
Danny gets onstage with his band to sing a song called "Shake it Baby,"
a song which really has no other words than those. And who can ever
forget the scene in which Danny Bonaduce (Richie) finds himself in bed
with a live seal and enjoying the action? God knows I have tried to
forget, but it is stained on my retina.

There are lots and lots and lots of flopping, nude women in this movie,
which serves its purpose rather well I guess. However, when you are done
looking at the girls, some scenes to watch out for are: robot maid
enters sorority house to find the secret cache of stolen money, extra
large nude woman saves the day in a hot air balloon, and perhaps the
strangest -- girls make hundreds of dollars selling "pies" consisting
only of whip cream on a plate with glued-on nude sorority girl pictures.

If for nothing else, apart from the Bonaduce madness and the kooky
bumbling crooks, you have to see this movie to observe the unmeasurable
extremes filmmakers will go to in trying to justify what is patently
gratuitous nudity. Strip football?